May 2013
10 posts
1 tag
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
2 tags
2 tags
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
April 2013
14 posts
coochiejuice:
The 1500s were truly ridiculous?? you could catch a disease from breathing too hard and doctors would just cut a nigga open and say “bleed it out, my grace, you’ll be straight”
alex-bringmethe-sexicans:
oldrockstars:
if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
My vagina.
4 tags
Watchmeanplastic:
Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape
Watchadornoble:
hatewizard:
vondell-swain:
(a video of jehovah witnesses telling deaf people to stop masturbating, with 50 cent’s “in da club” dubbed over it)
i am going to die
this is huge
1 tag
Watchbabyhinata:
“looks like the devil won this round folks”
1 tag
zarry:
i feel this on a spiritual level
stupid-fucking-rope:
shagmestyles:
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
March 2013
7 posts
kabutopz:
if you don’t give your boyfriend blowjobs what are you even good for
February 2013
6 posts
2 tags
Watchwindows98:
ssxvxtricky:
videohall:
Peter Griffin camel laugh
GOD
tHSI ALWAYS GETS ME
googlevideos:
googlevideos:
there’s nothing worse than a hot asshole
wait fuck i meant like someone who’s hot but is a dickhead not like
a warm butthole
safecampx:
sqvad:
history1970s:
...
January 2013
6 posts
1 tag
Watch(via inacognito, blanklove)
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
and here we see a visual representation of my life...
sodamnrelatable:
December 2012
5 posts
2 tags
November 2012
5 posts
