sociopath-in-a-blue-box:

norraba:

heirofmedusa:

afro-khaleesi:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

would

can’t…stop…laughing…

Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”

Crying. I took German for two years.

This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO

I want to learn German do much now

Omfg one time my 9th grade history teacher just randomly started yelling at us in German and so naturally we got really freaked. He just said “what? All I did was count to five….German is an angry language.”

Germany you special snowflake

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phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr, via coolestdad)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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notrobotbender:

alicesnowcat:

YOU HAVE CROSSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME CABBAGE

MY CABBAGES

(Source: pembroke-welsh-corgis, via that-filipino-kid)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

(Source: jensensations)

chickensandwich:

my nigga how u get a camera for under the water? 

chickensandwich:

my nigga how u get a camera for under the water? 

(Source: chickensandwich, via necrophilofthefuture)

kendeaton:

treadmill game 2 strong

(via magicforthesoul)

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

(Source: purgatorystuck, via buttcraft)